Myrtle Urkel: Oh, just two weeks. Carl: 3, 2, 1 1, 2, 3 What the heck is bothering me? Steve Urkel: [singing] Fishing on Lake Wannamuk. You're standing on my finger! Harriette Winslow: And you think I'm FAT? I'm in college. Let's call it recycling. A few minutes ago, I just saw Laura and I fanted. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Waldo heads into the kitchen as Steve emerges] You o.k., Eddo? We'll start with a common Korean phrase. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: It was on his tongue! Why, I guarantee you he has studied the best! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. Steve Urkel: [while Laura and Maxine hit Steve with two Boston Cream Pies] No, AAH!, WAAAH! Urkel actor Jaleel White is launching his own cannabis brand | CNN Business She imforms Maxine that Steve is safe and Rachel has just taken him home], Willie Fuffner: See officer, everything is fine. Inside this scrawny chest, there beats a heart. What do you use to get weighed, a postage scale? Steve Urkel: Well, Laura doesn't want a date with me. Poor Laura has worked so hard and now she has to drop out of the race. My parents would only take Steve if Steve's parents promised to take me. Carl Otis Winslow: No. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: What the heck is wrong with you? Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh well Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You mean to tell me that the Army screwed up the paper work again. Waldo: Man, they didn't even know who we were. Urkelbot: [Kojack Impression] Who loves ya, baby! *You're* gonna sleep in the bathtub! Wha? Laura Lee Winslow: Fun? Steve Urkel: Hi Laura, my little sweet potata! [Steve is eating frozen fish sticks out of the box]. The truth is you deserve a kiss. Carl: I don't have to take this, I'm going home! And what about the car show last Saturday? Would you care to heal them with a kiss? Waldo put today's date on the flyer. Steve Urkel: I can't help it, Laura. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: O.k., but I'm not Home. The Steve Urkel NFL Draft Preview | Football Outsiders Carl Otis Winslow: I'll get that, you must be having a rough day. Laura: Dad, you're exacerbating the situation instead of ameliorating it. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: From my stay away fund- every year all my relatives send me money and hope that I won't visit them. Steve Urkel: To keep the camera on him and forget all the other meatheads. Carl: Maybe I should laugh a little bit more, huh? Myra Monkhouse: Um, one plus one equals fun? Rachel Crawford: Right. Baby Girl: You couldn't push me out of this park if you wanted to! Carl Otis Winslow: Society places too much emphasis on being thin. Harriette you're the one who said you're fat. [picks up a single serving container of gross looking food in the cafeteria]. Suppose I made it happen. Carl: You know, bowling was a great idea. And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. Steve Urkel: Oh, no I'm not. You're acting like animals! "Tomorrow, Dad!" . Steve Urkel: What? Steve Urkel: Thanks. I got fifty bucks on the Knicks. Get up and get your own pie! What's for dinner, milk and cookies? We are properly trained. People just love juicy gossip! He's gonna drive us tonight. I'm drawn to you. April 24th, Carl, I planted this fake diary because I knew you'd read it. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Fletcher has a bigger family then we thought. SUBSCRIBE to get the latest. Carl Otis Winslow: He's trouble. I'm Stefan sweet thing. Ha ha! Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: [driving off] Would you relax, Steve? Yesterday he said 'get lost, Fido Face!' Carl Otis Winslow: I told him I was taking him over to see you. Harriette Winslow: [while trying to calm an apprehensive Rachel about leaving Richie overnight with the babysitter for the first time] Rachel, I know it's hard leaving your baby for the first time, but after that it gets a lot easier. Carl Otis Winslow: [trying to convince his boss that using Urkelbot is a bad idea] But Sir, you and I have been to the Police Academy. THIS? Curtis: I don't know how to tell you this, but I have to tell you straight out. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Well, what are you waiting for? Harriette Winslow: You hit my husband again and you'll have to answer to me. Larry Csonka: Yes, spread the word. Rachel Crawford: Oh. Uh, Curtis. That's not enough time for Rambo to blow anything up. And I like the Red Sox. Carl: [in his regular voice] I have no idea. The rest of the rules are covered in this contract. You have a lot of qualitites girls really go for. [laughs] But you never smile! Laura: Let me tell you something. [Eddie has just realized his mistake in standing his father for the chance to go out on his date with a girl that he likes]. Steve Urkel: Laura, suppose I arrange for you to meet Johnny Gill personally. To rob and murder? Eddie borrowed money from me. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: I have been scared straight, I saw a guy who had a tattoo of a battleship. Lt. Murtaugh: I dropped the, uh, nerd off next door at the, uh, nerd house. Harriette Winslow: Every time she stops, she starts all over again. Laura Lee Winslow: Did they let you take one? Every year, my relatives send me money in hopes that I won't visit them! Your dad's runnin' late. He's having the same discussion with his father. It was your free safety. Aunt Oona: Well not good, my kitchen exploded. Wha? Was I about to take the Big Sleep? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: When you're hurting other people it ain't harmless. Rachel Crawford: Little Richie spoke his first word. Steve Urkel: Oh, I'd better lock it then! Carl Otis Winslow: Richie, I get the money back if the helmet breaks. Ms. Steuben: Well, I guess he's changed a little. That's one for the books! Now, I'm gonna give you a compliment. Harriette Winslow: So what you're saying is it's full. Do these guys have game? Have you taken leave of your senses? Steve Urkel: Uh-oh, Mr.Frostbite. Weasel: [Eddie leaves and Weasel gets hit by Waldo] What was that for? Laura Lee Winslow: [Urkel voice] Seasons Greetings, Winslows! Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: [to Carl] I know you're stubborn as a mule but you don't have to act like a jackass! Steve Urkel: I bought two tickets to a concert that Laura wants to go to and offered to take her as my, get this, date! Steve Urkel: Oh, no buts! The people that did this to us are teaching the same GARBAGE to their kids. Maybe a better word is Loud. Steve Urkel: I don't have to take this! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Hey dad. Laura Lee Winslow: If you have to ask, pass. 36 Steve Urkel ideas | steve urkel, humor, funny - Pinterest Ok, just give me a couple of days and I sould have it fixed. [Carl steps in the chamber and Stefan starts it up]. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: It was Jan Matzeliger, in 1883. How did you know? Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: Laura, I know that I'm not worthy of you, but I just can't help loving you. Harriette Winslow: You were gone for three hours. Then there's in the summer, when we use him as a human bug zapper. Waldo Faldo: Why are ya gonna do that, Willie? Steve Urkel: Actually, it was my dad who said that. Wha? Edward 'Eddie' Winslow: [laughing] Good one, Myrtle! Carl Otis Winslow: No. Stefan Urkelle: It's not just a transformation chamber. [someone has just smashed into Lt. Murtaugh's classic car]. Curtis: I know you're disappointed. 2023. aries: "You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. Harriette Winslow: And you agree with me? I had 8 shots of Espresso, a 6-pack of Jolt Cola, and a large bowl of Froot Loops with extra sugar. Clarence: Dude, you a serious little nerd. No. Carl: Harriette, there is a car in the living room. Laura Lee Winslow: Most people don't know that. [He leaves the house]. 12. r/Unexpected. "I'm Asian, so I'll eat your cat." 2. Carl: Typical. Now I know, I'm not worthy of you- but I love you more now then I did then- Laura Lee Winslow- will you marry me? And then there was the time we went camping and we were in dyer need of a generator and we just plugged the toaster into Uncle Elijah and the Pop Tarts were flying. In the latter half of Family Matters, Steve started staying with the Winslows as his parents didn't want him around. Eddie: I'm sorry, Steve. Steve Urkel: Carl, I brought the notes to go over with Laura. Waldo Faldo from Illinois. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: The librarian, a white man that I'd known all my life, pushed me out into the street and told me never to come back. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: You know, I never thought I'd see the day that I actually agreed with Waldo Geraldo Faldo. Check it out: Urkelbot: [Dirty Harry Impression] Go ahead, punk! Waldo: I'm sorry, Steve. Got anything in the fridge? The Battle of Pickup Lines: Part 1 || STEVE HARVEY - YouTube I don't *ever* want to work for you again. This means you guys have to go together. Harriette: Judy, finish your Brussels sprouts. Laura: Well, then not even in your dreams. Laura Lee Winslow: Let's just take that risk. Sergeant Shishka: Don't insult my Army. Did you know an African American helped design the blueprint for Washington, D.C.? Laura Lee Winslow: [after Steve gives her a ring] This is real! A spin-off of Perfect Strangers, the series revolves around the Winslow family, a middle-class African American family living in Chicago, Illinois. Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: That's one month longer than they taught it to me. "Pass the salt, Edward." Steve Urkel was the breakout character for the hit Friday night ABC sitcom "Family Matters" while Jaleel White who played him was the show's breakout star. [Calls Laura's Cell and gets OGD instead]. "If I were a stop light I'd turn red every time you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.". Steve Urkel: Why, come back here, you little hussy! Carl Otis Winslow: Why not try the truth! Steve Urkel: You yelled at me and you called me a butthead! Ty: No, he's Eddie's brother. Edward 'Eddie' James Arthur Winslow: Oh great, I'm gonna lose my toes. I love my Army. You're grounded for two weeks and you are to stay away from my car until it learns self-defense. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: This diary belongs to Harriette and I will not violate her privacy. Steve Urkel: You said, "Get a life, Steve", A week ago you would have said, "Get a life, TURBONERD". Laura: By being born first. She's mine! Old money has more wrinkles! Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [to Officer Wigglesworth as played by Carl] We're on the same side of the law. Laura: No! Steve Urkel: No state your name not name your state. Laura: Science class. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: Oh, no thanks, I went before I left. Family Matters Compilation - "I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up - YouTube Steve Urkel: Oh, Laura, my love. Clarence has under control. Waldo Geraldo Faldo: But you humilate me everyday. Carl Otis Winslow: I understand that. Steven 'Steve' Quincy Urkel: [Opens Diary] January 1, We had a wonderful New Years Eve party, except Carl got sick and threw up in the living room. I only got the date wrong on one flyer. Addeddate 2019-09-04 04:56:23 Identifier steveurkel_201909 Scanner Internet Archive HTML5 Uploader 1.6.4. plus-circle Add Review. Cassie Lynn: That may be what happened, but that won't be what the people believe. Steve Urkel: Well the good news is, my dad will do the operation for you. Rachel Crawford: The balcony scene is next. Harriette Winslow: [Takes an envelope from Carl] 'Lose Weight, Feel Great at Chicago's Premiere Health Spa, Hip Whippers'. Laura: Thank you, Steve. Come here. Laura: Well, he's all yours, Eddie. In Season 1 he was a supporting character and made his first appearance as a background character in Rachel's First Date and had his first major role in "Laura's First Date", however as of Season 2 he was officially considered a main character . Here is the updated version of every line of Urkel's famous: "I've fallen and I can't get up" line from the show Family Matters.Here are the episodes in orde. Rachel Crawford: It's almost impossible to find a job these days. Steve Urkel: [after discovering that the stereo in Eddie's car has had its serial number scratched off] Uh-uh. I wanna play some of my own records on the jukebox, but I don't know how to put them in. Newsflash, Eddie! Rachel Crawford: Well, Steve, I am your boss. Carl: Well, I'm sorry if I embarrassed you in front of a guy named Weasel. Bushwhacker Luke: Me mother was arrested by cops last night! Harriette Winslow: So how're things back home? Rachel Crawford: Mother Winslow, when you when you Estelle 'Mother' Winslow: Bite the big one?
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